mdzoidberg has posted 157 messages, been awarded 19 achievements and has accumulated 4,630 karma points since joining the community on Jul 7, 2009.
Dr Ray Zoidberg
Species
Decapodian
Gender
Male
Occupation
Staff Physician
Woes
Poverty, Hunger, Incompetence, Loneliness, Foul Odor
Super-Powers
Squirts Ink, Coughs up pearls, Ability to clip coupons with claws
Hobbies
Stand-up comedy
Eating garbage
Performing delicate surgery while doing stand-up and eating garbage.
Main Shortcomings as Doctor
Inability to tell male from female, inability to tell heart from intestine, inability to tell patient from pile of steaks.
Decapodian
Gender
Male
Occupation
Staff Physician
Woes
Poverty, Hunger, Incompetence, Loneliness, Foul Odor
Super-Powers
Squirts Ink, Coughs up pearls, Ability to clip coupons with claws
Hobbies
Stand-up comedy
Eating garbage
Performing delicate surgery while doing stand-up and eating garbage.
Main Shortcomings as Doctor
Inability to tell male from female, inability to tell heart from intestine, inability to tell patient from pile of steaks.
Information
Past Experience
None Entered
Associations
None Entered
Contact
United States
Current Specialties
None Entered
Education
None Entered
