Dr Ray Zoidberg

Species
Decapodian

Gender
Male

Occupation
Staff Physician

Woes
Poverty, Hunger, Incompetence, Loneliness, Foul Odor

Super-Powers
Squirts Ink, Coughs up pearls, Ability to clip coupons with claws

Hobbies
Stand-up comedy
Eating garbage
Performing delicate surgery while doing stand-up and eating garbage.

Main Shortcomings as Doctor
Inability to tell male from female, inability to tell heart from intestine, inability to tell patient from pile of steaks.
mdzoidberg Send Message mdzoidberg has posted 153 messages (15 of which have been marked as answers), been awarded 7 badges, authored 0 how-tos and has accumulated 4,525 karma points since joining concrete5.org on July 07, 2009.

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